Bitchy Quote by Caitlin

Advertising is not a rifle; it is a shotgun, and any campaign featuring outdoor boards of a cartoon animal inevitably will catch children in…

— Bob Garfield

Too bad there's not such a thing as a GOLDEN skunk, because you'd probably be PROUD to be sprayed by one.

— Jack Handey

Nothing is allowed in public, while everything is permitted behind closed doors.

— Shahin Najafi

I was once asked to do my Tarzan yell at Bergdorf Goodman, and a guard burst in with a gun! Now I only do…

— Carol Burnett

You should not have assault rifles in your home.

— Ann Patchett

Sometimes in politics one must duel with skunks, but no one should be fool enough to allow skunks to choose the weapons.

— Joseph Cannon

Certain forms of ammunition have no legitimate sporting, recreational, or self-defense use and thus should be prohibited.

— Ronald Reagan

If you get busted by a cop for growing weed in your house, just say 'I'm not selling that. It's for personal use.'

— Alec Straub

If somebody's gonna smoke a joint in their house and not do anybody else any harm, then perhaps there are other things that our…

— Sarah Palin

My nosey neighbor called the cops on me for making too much noise during football. Is fluffy gonna have to open up a can…

— Gabriel Iglesias

What kills a skunk is the publicity it gives itself.

— Abraham Lincoln

Hoes are like air heads…ahha

— Wizkhalifa