If a bra is called an 'over the shoulder bolder holder' then would you call men's underwear 'under the but nut hut' — Anonymous Copy Share Image
If you think you deserved it and you did not get it, its only because you did not give your heart and… — Rayo Saran Copy Share Image
So there's this girl... SHE'S BEAUTIFUL. And she's reading this... RIGHT NOW. — Emanuel Sebastiao Copy Share Image
Just a reminder that mammogramming your boobs is more important than Instagramming them. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
From looking at your profile, it's obvious one of your hobbies has to be stretching the truth. — Prince Shawn Copy Share Image
If someone says expect the unexpected slap them in the face and say 'I bet you didn't expect that!' — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Go to a parking lot and put sticky notes on people's cars saying "sorry for the damage." watching them is priceless — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I made sure it was nice & warm, demolished some of it & got tired of eating it so I swallowed the… — Syoung Copy Share Image
I always find it ironic that dramatic people's conversations revolve around how dramatic someone is..run in circles much? — Brian Zilinek Copy Share Image
Parents spend the first part of our lives teaching us to walk and talk, and the rest of it telling us to… — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Did you hear about the Chinese couple that had a retarded baby? They named him "Sum Ting Wong". — Anonymous Copy Share Image
What Mom says are always right. I did ignore what was she saying but as the time goes by it comes right… — OhItsVynn Copy Share Image
I used to have an imaginary friend. Then he had an imaginary accident — Hussein Nishah Copy Share Image
I'M SURE EVERYTHING WILL GET OK....BUT I'D PREFER IT TO BE AWESOME..!! <3 — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Dear Facebook mobile, Please update your app and fix all the glitches. Your app has more issues than my last relationship. Sincerely,… — Brian Zilinek Copy Share Image
Does anyone have that light switch in their house that they really don't know what it goes to... — Anonymous Copy Share Image
