I used to have an imaginary friend. Then he had an imaginary accident — Hussein Nishah Copy Share Image
If a bra is called an 'over the shoulder bolder holder' then would you call men's underwear 'under the but nut hut' — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Don't feel depressed if you're alone this one day. Feel depressed that you're alone the other 364 days of the year. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
People be drop outta school, get a job at McDonald's, and be all like I'm grinding ...On my grind ...yeah Grind me… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Ted Hey baby wanna come over to myspace so I could twitter your yahoo till you google all over my facebook. — Alexandria Guidry Copy Share Image
Exams are close, so I will flip a coin; if heads will go on Facebook and if tails will go on Search… — Punkinhead Abhishek Copy Share Image
It wouldn't LOVE if sending them straight to HELL. It wouldn't LOVE if trying to make them FAIL. It wouldn't LOVE if… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Go to a parking lot and put sticky notes on people's cars saying "sorry for the damage." watching them is priceless — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Cigarettes are a lot like hamsters. Perfectly harmless, until you put one in your mouth and light it on fire. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Tee-Bagging someone on COD after you kill them to show them who's boss. — Ryan Lewer Copy Share Image
Did you buy your pants on sale? Cause in my room they'd be 100% off. — Mitchell Sakundiak Copy Share Image
Going to McDonald's for a salad is like going to a prostitute for a hug. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
The only person who tells you the True in front of your eyes is the Mirror — Day Lopez Copy Share Image
