Clever facebook status Quote by Punkinhead Abhishek Download Open image “If money grew on trees,Girls would date monkey!!!” — Punkinhead Abhishek ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 3.1 out of 5 (4 ratings) Copy quoteShare Clever facebook status Funny Funny facebook status Funny relationship Making money Money Trees
This guy told me I will give a monkey money once in my life but I told him I'm not playing on seeing the… — Rell Pough Copy Share Image
Milk chocolate, white chocolate, chocolate kisses, dark chocolate, caramel, chocolate nuts, chocolate fudge, hot chocolate. That's what's on my mind — Punkinhead Abhishek Copy Share Image
It is by chance that I met you, and by choice I am keeping you. — Punkinhead Abhishek Copy Share Image
So many relationships fail because so many people are so selfish. Its an ALL ABOUT ME mindset. Show ME attention or else. — Punkinhead Abhishek Copy Share Image
There`s always something in the past that makes you who you are today. Sometimes it just changes you without letting you know. — Punkinhead Abhishek Copy Share Image
We all have that one person we hate but constantly look at their facebook profile. — Punkinhead Abhishek Copy Share Image
People used to talk bad about you,i defended you and told them they were wrong.stupid me.i finally see what they see — Punkinhead Abhishek Copy Share Image
About 90% of the high scores in mobile games are made either in the toilet or in a lecture or while preparing for exams. — Punkinhead Abhishek Copy Share Image
No matter what happens my best n simple wishes will always be with you. — Punkinhead Abhishek Copy Share Image
We all have that one friend who eats a lot but never gains weight... ! — Punkinhead Abhishek Copy Share Image
The Golden Rule of Relationships: Never hold on to someone who doesn't want to be held — Punkinhead Abhishek Copy Share Image
When life gives you lemons, make orange juice and leave people wondering how you did it... — Jade Williams Copy Share Image
I'm not saying I am Batman, I am just saying that no one has ever seen me and Batman in the same room... — Anonymous Copy Share Image
People might say your not normal but if you ask me normal isnt that much fun. being yourself and being abnormal is Awesome, dont… — Hussein Nishah Copy Share Image
That moment when you realized that your enemies are longer sticking around you than your friends. — OhItsVynn Copy Share Image
Welcome to facebook: Where it is so easy to become a Facebook outlaw just throw a pic up with some gangsta signs, with a… — Kevin McCarty Copy Share Image
Girl Logic: Maybe if I wear this shirt that shows my boobs I'll meet a nice guy who wants me for my personality. — Seth Rogan Copy Share Image