Funny Quotes by Punkinhead Abhishek

Alcohol: Because no great story ever started with someone eating salad.

— Punkinhead Abhishek

Every dog has its day. Every Black Dog has its night.

— Punkinhead Abhishek

Sometimes I wonder how many miles I've scrolled my mouse wheel.

— Punkinhead Abhishek

We all have that one friend who eats a lot but never gains weight... !

— Punkinhead Abhishek

I need Google in my mind,anti virus in heart and Photoshop on my face.

— Punkinhead Abhishek

Dont do it in the Garden, they say love is blind but ur neighbor aint.

— Punkinhead Abhishek

Everything is funnier, when you're not allowed to laugh.

— Punkinhead Abhishek

If money grew on trees,Girls would date monkey!!!

— Punkinhead Abhishek

When a man talks dirty to a woman, it''s sexual harassment. When a woman talks dirty to a man, it''s $4.95 a minute.

— Punkinhead Abhishek

They say that good boys are found in the corners of the earth. UNFORTUNATELY, the earth is round.

— Punkinhead Abhishek

Sometimes people want to have full conversations really early in the morning and its okay to kill those people :P

— Punkinhead Abhishek

When I die I want someone to continue uploading my quotes, just to freak people out :)

— Punkinhead Abhishek

About 90% of the high scores in mobile games are made either in the toilet or in a lecture or while preparing…

— Punkinhead Abhishek

I have been talking to a couple of people today; Me, myself and I... They are all great.

— Punkinhead Abhishek

Give me some sunshine. Give me some rain. Give me another girl's number, I'm single once again.

— Punkinhead Abhishek

Definition of High heels … A facility invented by short women, who were fed up by constantly being kissed on the forehead!

— Punkinhead Abhishek

Attention without intention its a talent.

— Punkinhead Abhishek

If life throws you lemons,bring out the TEQUILA!!!

— Punkinhead Abhishek

The key to successful relationships is not to start any.

— Punkinhead Abhishek

Relationships would be easier if people came with a 'Clear History' button.

— Punkinhead Abhishek

Ever looked at your EX and wondered Was I drunk the entire relationship.

— Punkinhead Abhishek

Best way to defeat your enemy without any weapon is *K...*

— Punkinhead Abhishek

The hardest thing is to choose between Internet and sleep.

— Punkinhead Abhishek

I dont care how old I am. I still panic like crazy when I lose my siblings in the mall.

— Punkinhead Abhishek

Every time when I see a quote that relates to my situation I think, Thank God Im not the only one.

— Punkinhead Abhishek

Sometimes its better to bunk a class & do fun with friends because today when I look back... Marks never make me…

— Punkinhead Abhishek

I hate when someone calls my phone and asks Who is this?you called me. WHO THE HELL IS YOU?

— Punkinhead Abhishek

Lying in bed in the middle of the night deciding whether its worth it to get up and pee or if you…

— Punkinhead Abhishek

Roses are red, violets are blue, a face like your belongs at the zoo, now don't be mad because I am there…

— Punkinhead Abhishek

If I meet you for a date and you do not look anything like your picture, then you are buying me drinks…

— Punkinhead Abhishek

If u need a friend, message me, need a laugh, call me, need a hug, stop by my house, need money, this…

— Punkinhead Abhishek

In the Beginning, God made the Heaven and Earth. The rest was Made in China

— Punkinhead Abhishek

If the last page of your notebook is blank, you surely lack of creativity.

— Punkinhead Abhishek

Hey baby nice ass, wanna get lunch sometime?

— Punkinhead Abhishek

If pre-marital sex amounts to marriage, then it is the only wedding which is not attended by any of the relatives!

— Punkinhead Abhishek

I have learned that pleasing everyone is too hard, but pissing everyone off is a piece of cake.

— Punkinhead Abhishek