Clever facebook status Quote by Anonymous Download Open image “Going to McDonald's for a salad is like going to a prostitute for a hug.” — Anonymous ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 3.5 out of 5 (7 ratings) Copy quoteShare Clever facebook status Food Funny Funny facebook status Humor Prostitution
Going to McDonald's for a salad is like going to a prostitute and asking them for a hug. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Going to McDonald's to get a salad is like going to a brothel for a hug. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Going to mcdonalds for a salad is like going to a prossitute for a hug — Zane Raymond Copy Share Image
“Going to McDonalds for heath food is like going to a crackhouse for vitamins.” — Alex Lawrence Copy Share Image
The great thing about McDonald's is that they have a lot of different things on the menu. I love their salads. — Beyonce Knowles Copy Share Image
“...in a world where McDonald's now sells salads with low-fat dressing, anything is possible.” — Dean Koontz Copy Share Image
If I'm going to eat fast food, I'm going to McDonald's. I don't need to pretend. — Chrissy Teigen Copy Share Image
And a tear rolled down her cheek, as she said goodbye; because she's walking away, and she's never looking back — Anonymous Copy Share Image
You'll seldom experience regret for anything that you've done. It is what you haven't done that will torment you. The message, therefore, is clear.… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Scrabble - The game is available in Braille. That’s a nice fact. This makes me feel better about humanity for some reason. I can’t… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“THIS tale of my sore-troubled life I write, To thank the God of nature, who conveyed My soul to me, and with such care… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Put on my J's and dance the whole night away Im naughty by nature like Im hip-hop hooray With my hands in the sky,… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Me.. I have been through a lot, but I still manage to have a smile on my face. Im not worried about the past… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
The only person I've ever purposely caused pain here is myself...By simply sharing, caring too much. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
When life gives you lemons, make orange juice and leave people wondering how you did it... — Jade Williams Copy Share Image
I'm not saying I am Batman, I am just saying that no one has ever seen me and Batman in the same room... — Anonymous Copy Share Image
People might say your not normal but if you ask me normal isnt that much fun. being yourself and being abnormal is Awesome, dont… — Hussein Nishah Copy Share Image
That moment when you realized that your enemies are longer sticking around you than your friends. — OhItsVynn Copy Share Image
Welcome to facebook: Where it is so easy to become a Facebook outlaw just throw a pic up with some gangsta signs, with a… — Kevin McCarty Copy Share Image
Girl Logic: Maybe if I wear this shirt that shows my boobs I'll meet a nice guy who wants me for my personality. — Seth Rogan Copy Share Image
