Funny facebook status Quote by Will Ferrell

I'm not saying she's a slut, but she's swallowed more balls than Mrs. Pacman.

— Patience

Going to McDonald's for a salad is like going to a prostitute for a hug.

— Anonymous

“Moralism and ignorance are responsible for the constant stereotyping of prostitutes by their lowest common denominator -- the sick, strung-out addicts, couched on city…

— Camille Paglia

Love doesn't pay bills, unless you're a prostitute.

— Anonymous

When one lives with problems of importance, the prostitute is ideal. You pay, and whether or not you fail is of no importance. She…

— Alberto Giacometti

The contempt which men feel for the prostitute, and the fact that they have always regarded themselves as far superior to her, even when…

— Alison Roberta Noble Neilans

What is the difference between a prostitute and a wife? One is a temporary arrangement, the other is a little more permanent. Marriage is…

— Rajneesh

“If a woman thinks that she has the right to sleep with whomever she chooses and without any emotional attachment, the only difference between…

— Robin Sacredfire

“In a world of twelve-years-olds in sexy boots and nans in sparkly mini-dresses, the surest way to tell the prostitute walking into a hotel…

— Belle de Jour

“We’ll have to devise another means of income.” “How?” “At this point, our swiftest and more reliable means of making money is prostitution.” “You–you…

— Claudia Gray

The prostitute is not, as feminists claim, the victim of men, but rather their conqueror, an outlaw, who controls the sexual channels between nature…

— Camille Paglia

Little girls do not wake up in the morning and say "I dream of being a prostitute." It is a terrible, terrible life. Body…

— Gloria Steinem