Clever facebook status Quote by Anonymous

“A cigarette is like a hamster, harmless until you stick it in your mouth and light it on fire.”

— Jim Pickens

British scientists have demonstrated that cigarettes can harm your children. Fair enough. Use an ashtray!

— Jimmy Carr

Cigarettes are the worst thing in the world for you.

— Kurt Vile

Cigarettes are not a part of human behaviour, they are a habit.

— Joe Eszterhas

Cigarettes are a classy way to commit suicide.

— Anonymous

A cigarette is just a bit of tobacco wrapped in paper, lit at one end and a fouled at the other! Lol jokes

— Author Name

Cigarettes are an instant signifier in culture. It punctuates a joke, or puts that extra zing on a punch line. I like them as…

— Martha Plimpton

Cigarettes don't kill people - cancer kills people.

— Richard M. Weiner

A cigarette is a pinch of tobacco rolled in paper with fire at one end and a fool at the other.

— George Bernard Shaw

It should not be an act of social disobedience to light a cigarette. Unless you're actually a doctor working at an incubator.

— Dylan Moran

Smoking is not a little thing, it's a dirty disgusting habit and you're killing yourself!

— Charlotte York

Tobacco, in its various forms, is one of the most mischievous of all drugs. There is perhaps no other drug which injures the body…

— John Harvey Kellogg