Joke Quote by Author Name

A cigarette is a pinch of tobacco rolled in paper with fire at one end and a fool at the other.

— George Bernard Shaw

A cigarette is a roll of paper, tobacco, and drugs, with a small fire on one end and a large fool at the other.…

— Ann Landers

Another cigarette, and I'm so bored.

— Anonymous

It's a fucking cigarette.

— Donnie Darko

“A cigarette is like a hamster, harmless until you stick it in your mouth and light it on fire.”

— Jim Pickens

Cigarettes are an instant signifier in culture. It punctuates a joke, or puts that extra zing on a punch line. I like them as…

— Martha Plimpton

The cigarette does the smoking you are just the sucker.

— Anonymous

I have to laugh when I think of the first cigar, because it was probably just a bunch of rolled-up tobacco leaves.

— Jack Handey

My first thought was always a cigarette. It still is, but I haven't cheated.

— Frederik Pohl

Cigarette are better than girls both of them burn your heart,,,at least the former you can touch with your lips

— Anonymous

A cigarette is a breathing space. It makes a parenthesis. The time of a cigarette is a parenthesis, and if it is shared, you…

— John Berger

Hi. Im smokin a cigarette, if you dont mind. I know its against the law here. But Im gonna break this rule today, God…

— Busta Rhymes