Funny Quote by Anonymous Download Open image “The cigarette does the smoking you are just the sucker.” — Anonymous ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 2.9 out of 5 (3 ratings) Copy quoteShare Funny Smart
There's a lot of people who, a cigarette is about the only vacation they have. — Trey Parker Copy Share Image
A cigarette is just a bit of tobacco wrapped in paper, lit at one end and a fouled at the other! Lol jokes — Author Name Copy Share Image
Cigarette are better than girls both of them burn your heart,,,at least the former you can touch with your lips — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Sometimes you need a cigarette. Like after you have sex with a beautiful woman or a confused young man. — Dave Attell Copy Share Image
As smoking is to the lungs, so is resentment to the soul; even one puff is bad for you. — Elizabeth Gilbert Copy Share Image
My first thought was always a cigarette. It still is, but I haven't cheated. — Frederik Pohl Copy Share Image
Someone said to me once that a cigarette at the right moment is better than all the ideals in the world. — Erich Maria Remarque Copy Share Image
From someone who doesn't want to share your destiny, you should neither accept a cigarette — Cesare Pavese Copy Share Image
Smoking Cigars is like falling in love. First, you are attracted by its shape; you stay for its flavor, and you must always remember… — Winston Churchill Copy Share Image
And a tear rolled down her cheek, as she said goodbye; because she's walking away, and she's never looking back — Anonymous Copy Share Image
You'll seldom experience regret for anything that you've done. It is what you haven't done that will torment you. The message, therefore, is clear.… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Scrabble - The game is available in Braille. That’s a nice fact. This makes me feel better about humanity for some reason. I can’t… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“THIS tale of my sore-troubled life I write, To thank the God of nature, who conveyed My soul to me, and with such care… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Put on my J's and dance the whole night away Im naughty by nature like Im hip-hop hooray With my hands in the sky,… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Me.. I have been through a lot, but I still manage to have a smile on my face. Im not worried about the past… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
The only person I've ever purposely caused pain here is myself...By simply sharing, caring too much. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
When you step out and do a song in a musical, the easier thing to do is make it funny. But when those transitions… — Kelli O'Hara Copy Share Image
It's a hard thing to describe. It's just this sense that you got something to say. — Jonah Lehrer Copy Share Image
Sometimes I look at my awesome twitter followers & think to myself, What the hell would I do without them :) — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Congratulations to Facebook on going public with all my private information... — Anonymous Copy Share Image
If you were to send a werewolf to the moon, would he be a werewolf permanently? — Kristen Schaal Copy Share Image