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Watch out for cars when you cross the road.

— Raymond Porter

If you see a dog in a hot car, and you think that he's in danger or that he's been there for a while,…

— Krysten Ritter

Say no to parking lots!

— John Bytheway

You know, somebody actually complimented me on my driving today. They left a little note on the windscreen, it said 'Parking Fine.'

— Tommy Cooper

When you are driving, watch for animals that are dead ahead.

— Green Monk

My car is so bad, I hit poles I'm not kidding I hit things all the times, I hit bushes it's really bad.

— Selena Gomez

What I would do is a 10-minute short of some kind on video, and if it's good enough, you get it passed around town…

— David Zucker

Something I like to do is watch someone else do their thing.

— James Lapine

You know, somebody actually complimented me on my driving today. They left a little note on the windscreen, it said 'Parking Fine.' So that…

— Tim Vine

When you push a car off a cliff and blow it up, be sure to roll the windows down to avoid shrapnel. Also, strip…

— Hunter S. Thompson

The best way to get even with anyone is to put them in the rearview mirror on your way to something better.

— Joe Hill

Never stand and take a charge... charge them too.

— Nathan Bedford Forrest