My penis should make me breakfast on morning. It is always up before I am. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I decided to cancel my Twitter account. I dont want to sound paranoid, but Im pretty sure people are following me. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Dear math , I liked you a whole lot more before you and the alphabet started hooking up Sincerely, All students. — Xuan Ta Copy Share Image
I never get tired of looking at your face. I always long for your sweet embrace. — Joanne Lobedica Copy Share Image
Some people are like Slinkies...not really good for anything, but you can't help smiling when you see one tumble down the stairs. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Makes me laugh how every rapper goes around sayin things like, I fucked yo bitch…umm since when was getting sloppy seconds a… — Brian Zilinek Copy Share Image
Have you ever had a fly or small bug land on your computer screen and your first reaction is to try and… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
People staying in line for $300 sneakers...People standing in line for the club..but will those same people stay in line to vote? — JORdinary_[Ws Copy Share Image
A brave man will admit when he is wrong. A prideful man will point out when he is right. A dead man… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Girls are too nosey. if you don't know me or don't like me , why add me on facebook? to get news?… — Brittany Provo Copy Share Image
Slapping might work for most, but if I beat you until you were too ugly even for the radio,the only thing I'd… — Simi Ngr Copy Share Image
The prob is you don't know the feeling of getting ignored, I too could made u feel like crap. but I respect… — Kriss Martin Copy Share Image
If your friend changes plans or ignores you after you've made plans with him for a while JUST to hangout with his… — Chad Copy Share Image
Bitch, close your legs, start wearing a Bra, buy a skirt that actually covers your ass, get the hell out of every… — Armin Ferizovic Copy Share Image
That awkward moment When you're having a conversation telling a really awesome story and then u realize no one's listening to u… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
If you're only having fun while you're high or drunk & that's when you're less conscious of your life. Then your life… — Emanuel Sebastiao Copy Share Image
Problem of solving a problem is not a problem, but when a problem solves a problem without any problem then the problem… — Hussein Nishah Copy Share Image
You won't understand someone else's PAIN until you're the one who feels it — Emanuel Sebastiao Copy Share Image
I think I should tell you what people are saying behind your back…Nice ass. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
In today's world, the key to success is to delete your Facebook account! — Anonymous Copy Share Image
