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When I started doing Twitter, I realised there were so many people following me who were going through the same thing I was going…

— Gareth Thomas

You know, Twitter, they tried to cancel me. Facebook has tried to cancel me.

— Lauren Boebert

I was on Facebook. I was on MySpace. And somebody said to me, You should check out this thing called Twitter. I knew five…

— Ashton Kutcher

I have 265,000 followers on Twitter - before I was banned.

— Laura Loomer

I had to turn off my Twitter notifications for a while as I got a small minority of people sending me some abusive tweets.

— Danny Ings

I don't even know why somebody's Twittering as me. I don't understand it, and I wish that it would stop. But there's nothing that…

— Janeane Garofalo

Twitter freaks me out. You have followers? It feels so obsessive and proprietary.

— Mos Def

The only people I ever get irritated with are the ones who announce, using my Twitter handle, that they are no longer following me…

— Neil Gaiman

I have had a Twitter account since the very beginning but have never used it: I haven't tweeted anything, and I haven't followed anyone.

— George Dyson

Every day, I wake up and I say, 'Why... how... did I end up with 1.7 million Twitter followers?' It's freaky to me, every…

— Neil deGrasse Tyson

I post on Twitter regularly, and when I checked my followers, I saw that my own characters were following me. They sounded eerily like…

— Neal Shusterman

Instead of following someone on twitter, you should try and follow your dreams.

— Sabelo Mkhomazi