Clever facebook status Quote by Anonymous Download Open image “What do zombies with dyslexia eat? Brians.” — Anonymous ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 4.4 out of 5 (6 ratings) Copy quoteShare Clever facebook status Funny Jokes
I've never had a zombie eat a brain! I don't know where that comes from. Who says zombies eat brains? — George A. Romero Copy Share Image
“Zombies don't discriminate; they'll eat any brain they can sink their infected teeth into. I'm sure my unique brain tastes the same as a… — J. Cornell Michel Copy Share Image
“Do your zombies eat brains? Are they horrible and scary? They're only sad.” — Nancy Farmer Copy Share Image
“If zombies eat brains, then they’d love me, because who doesn’t like a buffet?” — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“Are zombie girls allowed to talk?” “If they’re cute and willing to do zombie-girl mud fights” “Duuude. Right on.” “That’s a disgusting image” ...… — Susan Ee Copy Share Image
“When approaching a prospective human, first ask them what their name is. * If it replies "Brains," blow its fucking head off. * If… — Etienne Guerin DeForest Copy Share Image
“Dyslexia is a specific learning disability that is neurological in origin. It is characterized by difficulties with accurate and/or fluent word recognition and by… — Gavin Reid Copy Share Image
This is the part in the movie where that guy says, "Zombies? What zombies?" just before they eat his brains. I don't want to… — Holly Black Copy Share Image
And a tear rolled down her cheek, as she said goodbye; because she's walking away, and she's never looking back — Anonymous Copy Share Image
You'll seldom experience regret for anything that you've done. It is what you haven't done that will torment you. The message, therefore, is clear.… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Scrabble - The game is available in Braille. That’s a nice fact. This makes me feel better about humanity for some reason. I can’t… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“THIS tale of my sore-troubled life I write, To thank the God of nature, who conveyed My soul to me, and with such care… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Put on my J's and dance the whole night away Im naughty by nature like Im hip-hop hooray With my hands in the sky,… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Me.. I have been through a lot, but I still manage to have a smile on my face. Im not worried about the past… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
The only person I've ever purposely caused pain here is myself...By simply sharing, caring too much. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
When life gives you lemons, make orange juice and leave people wondering how you did it... — Jade Williams Copy Share Image
I'm not saying I am Batman, I am just saying that no one has ever seen me and Batman in the same room... — Anonymous Copy Share Image
People might say your not normal but if you ask me normal isnt that much fun. being yourself and being abnormal is Awesome, dont… — Hussein Nishah Copy Share Image
That moment when you realized that your enemies are longer sticking around you than your friends. — OhItsVynn Copy Share Image
Welcome to facebook: Where it is so easy to become a Facebook outlaw just throw a pic up with some gangsta signs, with a… — Kevin McCarty Copy Share Image
Girl Logic: Maybe if I wear this shirt that shows my boobs I'll meet a nice guy who wants me for my personality. — Seth Rogan Copy Share Image
