Quote by J. Cornell Michel

“You should never rely on public transportation during the apocalypse. Everyone should know that.”

— J. Cornell Michel

“I'm sure my unique brain tastes the same as a normal brain. Actually, mine might be slightly tastier.”

— J. Cornell Michel

“I've never really had time for romantic relationships. I have much more important things to worry about, like saving the world from zombies.”

— J. Cornell Michel

“I’m just trying to do my part to save the world.”

— J. Cornell Michel

“I’m not a psychopath; my brain just works a little differently than that of the average person.”

— J. Cornell Michel

“She’s probably good at compartmentalizing her feelings. Or maybe she just doesn’t have a soul.”

— J. Cornell Michel

“If I could make one wish, I wouldn't ask for world peace. I'd wish for a real zombie apocalypse. I'll take Romero zombies any…

— J. Cornell Michel

“The pretty ones are usually unhappy. They expect everyone to be enamored of their beauty. How can a person be content when their happiness…

— J. Cornell Michel

“You can't take highways during the apocalypse, because they'll be packed with panicky people.”

— J. Cornell Michel

“I like living in my head because in there, everyone is kind and innocent. Once you start integrating yourself into the world, you realize…

— J. Cornell Michel

“It's more useful to have someone fear you than respect you.”

— J. Cornell Michel

“They all call me "Excuse me," even though my nametag clearly says "Jordan." It's like people don't actually exist while they're working. Workers are…

— J. Cornell Michel