Humor Quote by J. Cornell Michel

“Hope no one adds zombies to this.”

— Anonymous

“I was hoping the people of the world might be united by something more interesting, like drugs or an unarmed struggle against the undead.”

— David Sedaris

“Quick make a wish. Take a (second or third or fourth) chance. Remake the world.”

— Jandy Nelson

“If we truly want peace in the world, we have to do more than just dream about it.”

— K.B. Bateman

“We are already living in the zombie apocalypse, and no one notices.”

— Kenneth G. Ortiz

“Balance the world in your relationship. No one person should be responsible for killing ALL the Zombies.”

— Jesse Petersen

“One Day World Peace Will Be More Than One's Imagination...It Will Be Humanity's Fact.”

— Timothy Pina

“Life would be much comfortable if we get what we wish.”

— Sohil Ashvin Shah

“Zombies don't exist.”

— Molly Looby

“Only one wish I have, and that is to die a happy man.”

— Jonathan Anthony Burkett

“Is it zombies that need to be destroyed for the sake of humans? Are we the monsters after all?”

— Stephen Herfst

“Acknowledge all my faults, just get rid of the zombies man.”

— Angel Haze