Paraphrased Quote by Seth Grahame-Smith

“It is a truth universally acknowledged that a zombie in possession of brains must be in want of more brains. Never was this truth…

— Seth Grahame-Smith

“Do your zombies eat brains? Are they horrible and scary? They're only sad.”

— Nancy Farmer

“If I were a zombie I'd never eat your brain I'd just want your heart”

— Stephanie Mabey

“I could not be a zombie. They had no thoughts. Their brains were gruel. They said little beyond "Brrr!" unable, even, to articulate completely…

— Lori Handeland

“has anyone ever been more lovesick than a zombie, that pale, dull metaphor for love, all animal craving and lurching, outstretched arms, his very…

— Jess Walter

“The conversation limped along this line of thought much like a zombie: lifeless and mindless and making a jelly of whatever healthy brains were…

— Steve Hockensmith

“For one pleasant second I almost let the zombie do him in. Exploiting the dead is one thing I feel strongly about, but . . . stupidity…

— Laurell K. Hamilton

“Zombies don't discriminate; they'll eat any brain they can sink their infected teeth into. I'm sure my unique brain tastes the same as a…

— J. Cornell Michel

“If zombies eat brains, then they’d love me, because who doesn’t like a buffet?”

— Jarod Kintz

“The absence of wish, to analysis yourself, the surrounding world, and what you are doing. Is the logical, and philosophical proof, of zombie mind,…

— VicDo

“Real ladies can give orders, Real gentlemen can take them, and Real zombies don’t eat brains.”

— Lia Habel

What this movie needs is more brain eating zombies.

— Christopher Moore