The bottom half of the page had descended into a doodle of a tiny man giving the middle finger to a giant,… — Seth Grahame-Smith Copy Share Image
Any man who has seen the face of death knows better than to seek him out a second time. — Seth Grahame-Smith Copy Share Image
Father may have been wanting in some things, but here he was masterful. Night upon night, I marveled at his power to… — Seth Grahame-Smith Copy Share Image
The day Henry made a choice... that some men are just too interesting to die. — Seth Grahame-Smith Copy Share Image
My men have suffered greatly (from boredom), much blood has been shed (by mosquitoes), and I have swung my ax mightily (chopping… — Seth Grahame-Smith Copy Share Image
But there are others of my kind...those who see themselves as lions among sheep. As kings--superior to man in every way. Why,… — Seth Grahame-Smith Copy Share Image
Sometimes we see the Civil War in movies and imagine these neatly aligned rows of men with muskets, walking in line to… — Seth Grahame-Smith Copy Share Image
Living men are bound by time... Thus, their lives have an urgency. This gives them ambition. Makes them choose those things that… — Seth Grahame-Smith Copy Share Image
There are but two types of men who desire war: those who haven’t the slightest intention of fighting it themselves, and those… — Seth Grahame-Smith Copy Share Image
Most men have no purpose but to exist, Abraham; to pass quietly through history as minor characters upon a stage they cannot… — Seth Grahame-Smith Copy Share Image
Your mother will never see you again if you do not marry Mr. Collins, and I will never see you again if… — Seth Grahame-Smith Copy Share Image
I think zombies have always been an easy metaphor for hard times. Because they're this big, faceless, brainless group of evil things that will… — Seth Grahame-Smith Copy Share Image
put the car in "d" set the compass to "n" and get the "f"out of there — Seth Grahame-Smith Copy Share Image
“I think common-looking people are the best in the world. That's why the Lord makes so many of them.” — Seth Grahame-Smith Copy Share Image
If you write really good material, the rest just falls into place. There's really no trick to it. — Seth Grahame-Smith Copy Share Image
No ninjas! How was that possible? Five daughters brought up at home without any ninjas! I never heard of such a thing. Your mother… — Seth Grahame-Smith Copy Share Image
“Elisabeth and Darcy merely looked at one another in awkward silence, until the latter reached both arms around her. She was frozen. "What does… — Seth Grahame-Smith Copy Share Image
“The one thing people loved more than an outlaw was seeing him punished.” — Seth Grahame-Smith Copy Share Image
“She remembered the lead ammunition in her pocket and offered it to him. 'Your balls, Mr. Darcey?'He reached out and closed her hand around… — Seth Grahame-Smith Copy Share Image
“An empty theater is a promise unfulfilled.In a few hours, everything around him would be light and noise. Laughter and applause. Colorful people packed… — Seth Grahame-Smith Copy Share Image
“For every rod of wet bamboo upon the student's back, the teacher deserves two.” — Seth Grahame-Smith Copy Share Image
“Depart then, impious one! Depart, accursed one! Depart with all your deceits, for God has willed that man should be his temple!” — Seth Grahame-Smith Copy Share Image
