“It is a truth universally acknowledged, that a single man in possession of a good riding crop must be in want of a pair of bare buttocks to trash.” — William Codpiece Thwackery Copy Share Image
“Elizabeth was astounded, and immediately colored. "Put down those damn crayons and look at me!" Darcy commanded.” — William Codpiece Thwackery Copy Share Image
“I do not make love, Miss Bennet," he had told her."I bonk. I have it off. I get my end way, I rodger, I… — William Codpiece Thwackery Copy Share Image
“Mr Bennet sat taciturn, staring at his magazine and waiting for the invention of television.” — William Codpiece Thwackery Copy Share Image
“It is a truth universally acknowledged, that a single man in possession of a good riding crop must be in want of a pair… — William Codpiece Thwackery Copy Share Image
