Paraphrased Quote by William Codpiece Thwackery

“For the man in the paddock, whose duty is is to sweep up manure, the supreme terror is the possibility of a world without…

— Henry Miller

“A man who can set out in a cab for a fancy-dress ball and not get there is manifestly a poop of no common…

— P. G. Wodehouse

“My butt has specific requirements for pants.”

— Ann Brashares

“I suppose I've always had a yearning, in spite of the fact that I am temperamentally unsuited to the role in every possible way,…

— Tana French

“You may not have the greenest yard, but you can take the shit you're given and fertilize your grass into something beautiful!”

— L.M. Fields

“Bare Bones? Oh, there were a few of you in the joint. Nice guys. Leastways, someone must’ve told them to be nice to me,…

— Layla Wolfe

“I have a feeling that you’re riding for some kind of terrible, terrible fall. . . . The whole arrangement’s designed for men who,…

— J.D. Salinger

“At the end of the day, every man has to wipe his own ass.”

— Hiroshi Sakurazaka

“Eliminate the wheat, eliminate the problem. What have you got to lose except your wheat belly, your man breasts, or your bagel butt?”

— William Davis

“I had never owned a pair of jeans, and I didn't plan on it. I'm not a cowboy, a farmer, or a 1950s greaser.”

— David Iserson

“My first vegetable garden was in a hard-packed dirt driveway in Boulder, Colorado. I was living in a basement apartment there, having jumped at…

— Jane Shellenberger

“he wore baggy sweatpants, because Mennonites thought it immoral for a man to show his legs.”

— Juliet Macur