“I like living in my head because in there, everyone is kind and innocent. Once you start integrating yourself into the world, you realize that people are nasty, mean creatures. They're worse than zombies. People try to crush your soul… — J. Cornell Michel Copy Share Image
“They all call me "Excuse me," even though my nametag clearly says "Jordan." It's like people don't actually exist while they're working. Workers are just tools who aren't supposed to have feelings or personalities. You don't become human until your… — J. Cornell Michel Copy Share Image
“You should never rely on public transportation during the apocalypse. Everyone should know that.” — J. Cornell Michel Copy Share Image
“I'm sure my unique brain tastes the same as a normal brain. Actually, mine might be slightly tastier.” — J. Cornell Michel Copy Share Image
“I've never really had time for romantic relationships. I have much more important things to worry about, like saving the world from zombies.” — J. Cornell Michel Copy Share Image
“I’m not a psychopath; my brain just works a little differently than that of the average person.” — J. Cornell Michel Copy Share Image
“She’s probably good at compartmentalizing her feelings. Or maybe she just doesn’t have a soul.” — J. Cornell Michel Copy Share Image
“If I could make one wish, I wouldn't ask for world peace. I'd wish for a real zombie apocalypse. I'll take Romero zombies any… — J. Cornell Michel Copy Share Image
“The pretty ones are usually unhappy. They expect everyone to be enamored of their beauty. How can a person be content when their happiness… — J. Cornell Michel Copy Share Image
“You can't take highways during the apocalypse, because they'll be packed with panicky people.” — J. Cornell Michel Copy Share Image
“Zombies don't discriminate; they'll eat any brain they can sink their infected teeth into. I'm sure my unique brain tastes the same as a… — J. Cornell Michel Copy Share Image
“I like living in my head because in there, everyone is kind and innocent. Once you start integrating yourself into the world, you realize… — J. Cornell Michel Copy Share Image
