“You can't take highways during the apocalypse, because they'll be packed with panicky people.” — J. Cornell Michel Copy Share Image
“I like living in my head because in there, everyone is kind and innocent. Once you start integrating yourself into the world,… — J. Cornell Michel Copy Share Image
“They all call me "Excuse me," even though my nametag clearly says "Jordan." It's like people don't actually exist while they're working.… — J. Cornell Michel Copy Share Image
“You should never rely on public transportation during the apocalypse. Everyone should know that.” — J. Cornell Michel Copy Share Image
“I'm sure my unique brain tastes the same as a normal brain. Actually, mine might be slightly tastier.” — J. Cornell Michel Copy Share Image
“I've never really had time for romantic relationships. I have much more important things to worry about, like saving the world from zombies.” — J. Cornell Michel Copy Share Image
“I’m not a psychopath; my brain just works a little differently than that of the average person.” — J. Cornell Michel Copy Share Image
“She’s probably good at compartmentalizing her feelings. Or maybe she just doesn’t have a soul.” — J. Cornell Michel Copy Share Image
“If I could make one wish, I wouldn't ask for world peace. I'd wish for a real zombie apocalypse. I'll take Romero zombies any… — J. Cornell Michel Copy Share Image
“The pretty ones are usually unhappy. They expect everyone to be enamored of their beauty. How can a person be content when their happiness… — J. Cornell Michel Copy Share Image
“You can't take highways during the apocalypse, because they'll be packed with panicky people.” — J. Cornell Michel Copy Share Image
“Zombies don't discriminate; they'll eat any brain they can sink their infected teeth into. I'm sure my unique brain tastes the same as a… — J. Cornell Michel Copy Share Image
“I like living in my head because in there, everyone is kind and innocent. Once you start integrating yourself into the world, you realize… — J. Cornell Michel Copy Share Image
