Clever facebook status Quote by Anonymous Download Open image “The Energizer Bunny got arrested. He was charged with battery.” — Anonymous ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 4.2 out of 5 (3 ratings) Copy quoteShare Clever facebook status Funny facebook status
“Once there was a bunny. This bunny had a birthday party. It was the bestest birthday party ever. Because that was the day the… — Brandon Sanderson Copy Share Image
When the guy with asthma finally came in from the fire escape, Parker rabbit-punched him and took his gun away. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“Rabbits lost their temper and one jumped on a Frog's head and smashed it against the grass.” — J.M.K. Walkow Copy Share Image
If he had his wits about him Bunny would surely keep his mouth shut; but now, with his subconscious mind knocked loose from its… — Donna Tartt Copy Share Image
There is somebody in our lives that we could call the Energizer Bunny and we admire for those qualities. — Cal Ripken, Jr Copy Share Image
“The Rabbit started violently, dropped the white kid gloves and the fan, and scurried away into the darkness as hard as he could go.” — Lewis Carroll Copy Share Image
If the old dog hadn't got distracted by the fire plug, he would have caught the rabbit. — Hayes McClerkin Copy Share Image
And a tear rolled down her cheek, as she said goodbye; because she's walking away, and she's never looking back — Anonymous Copy Share Image
You'll seldom experience regret for anything that you've done. It is what you haven't done that will torment you. The message, therefore, is clear.… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Scrabble - The game is available in Braille. That’s a nice fact. This makes me feel better about humanity for some reason. I can’t… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“THIS tale of my sore-troubled life I write, To thank the God of nature, who conveyed My soul to me, and with such care… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Put on my J's and dance the whole night away Im naughty by nature like Im hip-hop hooray With my hands in the sky,… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Me.. I have been through a lot, but I still manage to have a smile on my face. Im not worried about the past… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
The only person I've ever purposely caused pain here is myself...By simply sharing, caring too much. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
When life gives you lemons, make orange juice and leave people wondering how you did it... — Jade Williams Copy Share Image
I'm not saying I am Batman, I am just saying that no one has ever seen me and Batman in the same room... — Anonymous Copy Share Image
People might say your not normal but if you ask me normal isnt that much fun. being yourself and being abnormal is Awesome, dont… — Hussein Nishah Copy Share Image
That moment when you realized that your enemies are longer sticking around you than your friends. — OhItsVynn Copy Share Image
Welcome to facebook: Where it is so easy to become a Facebook outlaw just throw a pic up with some gangsta signs, with a… — Kevin McCarty Copy Share Image
Girl Logic: Maybe if I wear this shirt that shows my boobs I'll meet a nice guy who wants me for my personality. — Seth Rogan Copy Share Image
