Clever facebook status Quote by Anonymous Download Open image “After exercising I always eat a pizza...Just kidding I never exercise.” — Anonymous ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 2.5 out of 5 (7 ratings) Copy quoteShare Clever facebook status Exercising Food Humor
I eat pizza and I don't need to run it off. I just have fantastic metabolism. — Milind Soman Copy Share Image
I eat whatever I want. I don't follow any diet. The reason I workout is so that I can eat. If it's a bikini… — Amyra Dastur Copy Share Image
When working, my diet degrades to pizza three times a day, because I don't want to distract myself from anything. — Chuck Palahniuk Copy Share Image
I generally keep my diet pretty healthy, but if there's pizza, I'll eat it. — Jaimie Alexander Copy Share Image
For me, it's not an option to not be in shape and to not work out. I just always try to make time for… — Carmella Copy Share Image
And a tear rolled down her cheek, as she said goodbye; because she's walking away, and she's never looking back — Anonymous Copy Share Image
You'll seldom experience regret for anything that you've done. It is what you haven't done that will torment you. The message, therefore, is clear.… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Scrabble - The game is available in Braille. That’s a nice fact. This makes me feel better about humanity for some reason. I can’t… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“THIS tale of my sore-troubled life I write, To thank the God of nature, who conveyed My soul to me, and with such care… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Put on my J's and dance the whole night away Im naughty by nature like Im hip-hop hooray With my hands in the sky,… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Me.. I have been through a lot, but I still manage to have a smile on my face. Im not worried about the past… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
The only person I've ever purposely caused pain here is myself...By simply sharing, caring too much. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
When life gives you lemons, make orange juice and leave people wondering how you did it... — Jade Williams Copy Share Image
I'm not saying I am Batman, I am just saying that no one has ever seen me and Batman in the same room... — Anonymous Copy Share Image
People might say your not normal but if you ask me normal isnt that much fun. being yourself and being abnormal is Awesome, dont… — Hussein Nishah Copy Share Image
That moment when you realized that your enemies are longer sticking around you than your friends. — OhItsVynn Copy Share Image
Welcome to facebook: Where it is so easy to become a Facebook outlaw just throw a pic up with some gangsta signs, with a… — Kevin McCarty Copy Share Image
Girl Logic: Maybe if I wear this shirt that shows my boobs I'll meet a nice guy who wants me for my personality. — Seth Rogan Copy Share Image