Clever facebook status Quotes · Page 2

Becoming a vegetarian is a huge missed steak.

— Anonymous

If your girlfriend complains that you never take her anywhere expensive...take her to the gas station.

— Seth Rogen

I just dropped my laptop off the boat....It's a Dell, rolling in the deep.

— Anonymous

I don't stalk. I just update myself on what's going on in people's lives.

— Anonymous

When your enemies are making mistakes, dont interrupt them

— Hussein Nishah

Crayola just added a new color to there crayon box its called jersey shore orange

— Anonymous

I need a boyfriend No, u WANT a boyfriend. u NEED water, cause u sound thirsty.

— Anonymous

LIFE is a given. LIVING is optional. Don`t be a passenger when YOU are already the CAPTAIN

— Hussein Nishah

You dont have to watch what you say if you watch what you think

— Hussein Nishah

You can achieve anything if you have the will to. Well, that and some divine help perhaps

— ChOupiz

Without ME, its just AWESO.

— Becca

The only thing you should be trying to please in this world is god, because: Humans are dishonest Humans are evil Humans…

— Emanuel Sebastiao

What do you call a gay drive by? A fruit roll up

— Anonymous

Sometimes I think people get Facebook confused with eharmony! Smh

— Lisette Alfaro

You're Only Young Once-YOYO

— Brian Zilinek

If your friend changes plans or ignores you after you've made plans with him for a while JUST to hangout with his…

— Chad

Some people are just like some schools during summer, they have, NO CLASS.

— Anonymous

Hard working items makes them precious because the work its put into it but precious things can enter our life's unexpectedly.

— CJ

A brave man will admit when he is wrong. A prideful man will point out when he is right. A dead man…

— Anonymous

Dear math , I liked you a whole lot more before you and the alphabet started hooking up Sincerely, All students.

— Xuan Ta

Rearrange these words: 1) PNEIS 2) HTIELR 3) NGGERI 4) BUTTSXE... Did you read: Spine, lither, ginger and subtext? Naughty Naughty.

— Anonymous

Cashiers are always checking me out.

— Anonymous

Facebook is getting more and more funny.., it asks you What's Happening and in your friends wall it comes up when they…

— Essekia Paul

Many people are alive only because its illegal to shoot them.....Sometimes there is some SENSE in NONSENSE.

— Anonymous

I used to be good at sports. Then I realized that I could buy trophies. Now Im good at everything.

— Anonymous