Going to mcdonalds for a salad is like going to a prossitute for a hug — Zane Raymond Copy Share Image
I hate immature girls with a new boyfriend every month saying I love you. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Valentine's day is coming up? Dammmmmmmmmmnit, I forgot to get a girlfriend again!! — Anonymous Copy Share Image
If steroids are illegal for athletes, shouldn't auto-tune be illegal for musicians and singers? — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Facebook is like a relationship: Faithful on your wall, but cheating in their inbox... — Author Name Copy Share Image
Cute, weird, original girls with a big heart are so much more attractive than fake barbie wannabes! — KiKi Strack Copy Share Image
My teacher told me to shoot for the stars, you can be anything. I told him if I do that I would… — Livefree2dream44 Copy Share Image
I hate it when ugly people say I need my beauty sleep. Bitch, you need to hibernate. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Exams are like girls, they ask too many questions and are hard to understand...but it feels good when you've nailed one. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Does anyone have that light switch in their house that they really don't know what it goes to... — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Theres a lot of fishes in da ocean...I know!.. But ur one of those DORKY FISH I cant afford to LET GO...… — Joanne Lobedica Copy Share Image
Your opinion is about as relevant as Vanilla Ice in 2012. If you still wear FUBU don't tell me how to dress,… — Brian Zilinek Copy Share Image
If you make a fake profile posing as a girl and add people to spy on them you should maybe invest in… — Brian Zilinek Copy Share Image
Don't spend your time examining some else personality because that moment can be better spent examining yourself and analysing whether you're closer… — Emanuel Sebastiao Copy Share Image
Friend Request From Random: I dont know you but okay… A couple minutes later receives comment on picture… So beautiful... WHat the… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I think too outside the box to be cornered , too Real to be Fickle¦Grounded but too Fly to meet any motherfucker… — Syoung Copy Share Image
I always LOVE to keep my friends company whenever I see theyre ALONE...So..if U barely see me hanging around U...its either ur… — Joanne Lobedica Copy Share Image
Relationships are a lot like yard sales, they look really fun from a couple hundred feet away, but then you realize its… — Hussein Nishah Copy Share Image
Some people are just like some schools during summer, they have, NO CLASS. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
The early bird might get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
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