Clever facebook status Quote by Mickey Anderson Download Open image “Hi, I'm a shower. If you turn me on, I'll make you wet.” — Mickey Anderson ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 2.5 out of 5 (9 ratings) Copy quoteShare Clever facebook status Funny Hi Shower Make Wet Sex Shower Shower Turn Turn
I love it when I turn you on. Right away you start touching every inch of my body. It feels so good, you make… — Sheryne Books Copy Share Image
I like to fill my tub up with water, then turn the shower on and act like I'm in a submarine that's been hit . — Steven Wright Copy Share Image
I wanna be your t-shirt when it's wet, I wanna be your shower when you sweat. — Bryan Adams Copy Share Image
Dear Crush, If your shower brb was intended to make me imagine you naked.. mission accomplished — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Societys standards are fucked. If you're reserved and quiet, your emo. If your open and expressive, your an attention seeker. If your a virgin… — Mickey Anderson Copy Share Image
I believe in monsters. Monsters are the calories in food. Monsters are the size of my jeans. Monsters are the self hatred in me.… — Mickey Anderson Copy Share Image
Im just a girl. I love being called pretty, but I'll never believe it. Im not always right, but I hate admitting I'm wrong.… — Mickey Anderson Copy Share Image
I still cry every night. I still walk in the door calling for you. I still call your phone. I still cant accept the… — Mickey Anderson Copy Share Image
Make up can make you beautiful on the outside. It wont work if your ugly on the inside. Unless you eat the makeup. — Mickey Anderson Copy Share Image
When life gives you lemons, make orange juice and leave people wondering how you did it... — Jade Williams Copy Share Image
I'm not saying I am Batman, I am just saying that no one has ever seen me and Batman in the same room... — Anonymous Copy Share Image
People might say your not normal but if you ask me normal isnt that much fun. being yourself and being abnormal is Awesome, dont… — Hussein Nishah Copy Share Image
That moment when you realized that your enemies are longer sticking around you than your friends. — OhItsVynn Copy Share Image
Welcome to facebook: Where it is so easy to become a Facebook outlaw just throw a pic up with some gangsta signs, with a… — Kevin McCarty Copy Share Image
Girl Logic: Maybe if I wear this shirt that shows my boobs I'll meet a nice guy who wants me for my personality. — Seth Rogan Copy Share Image
