Funny Quote by Green Monk Download Open image “Hi, my name is Shower, turn me on & I'll make you wet...” — Green Monk ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 2.9 out of 5 (10 ratings) Copy quoteShare Funny
I love it when I turn you on. Right away you start touching every inch of my body. It feels so good, you make… — Sheryne Books Copy Share Image
You say my name like a lover, so soft, so sweet. I want to lick the word from your lips, sip the exhaled breath… — Elizabeth Hoyt Copy Share Image
“If were a shower I could saturate your hair Work my way over your lips Across your shoulders Around your waist Through your knees… — Nikki Giovanni Copy Share Image
“What do you need, babe?" "You." "Okay. I can sit with you while you finish your shower." I shut the lid on the toilet.… — Georgia Cates Copy Share Image
I like to fill my tub up with water, then turn the shower on and act like I'm in a submarine that's been hit . — Steven Wright Copy Share Image
You smell good." "It's called a shower. Soap, shampoo, water-" "Naked. I know the drill. — Becca Fitzpatrick Copy Share Image
I wonder if you have unprotected phone sex if you can get hearing aids? — Green Monk Copy Share Image
Women fake headaches to get out of having sex with their man, and men fake not being married to have sex with a woman. — Green Monk Copy Share Image
I've been told by so many women that I'm a great listener. A majority of them, have big boobs. — Green Monk Copy Share Image
Scientists have found that women share the same dna as prawns.. Their heads are full of shit but their pink bits taste amazing! — Green Monk Copy Share Image
When someone is mad and asks you Do I look stupid? Don't answer them just stare curiously at them — Green Monk Copy Share Image
Passion is a strong emotional desire of love and hate to humans or objects — Green Monk Copy Share Image
You may love a girl very deeply... But u CANNOT express it more deeper than... 5, 6 or 7 inches... — Green Monk Copy Share Image
Note To Females: You cant blame the entire male genre just because you were attracted to some assholes. — Green Monk Copy Share Image
That awkward moment when you can't understand what someone has said even though they have repeated it four times — Green Monk Copy Share Image
When you step out and do a song in a musical, the easier thing to do is make it funny. But when those transitions… — Kelli O'Hara Copy Share Image
It's a hard thing to describe. It's just this sense that you got something to say. — Jonah Lehrer Copy Share Image
Sometimes I look at my awesome twitter followers & think to myself, What the hell would I do without them :) — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Congratulations to Facebook on going public with all my private information... — Anonymous Copy Share Image
If you were to send a werewolf to the moon, would he be a werewolf permanently? — Kristen Schaal Copy Share Image
