420 facebook status Quote by Anonymous Download Open image “Valentine's day is coming up? Dammmmmmmmmmnit, I forgot to get a girlfriend again!!” — Anonymous ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 4.4 out of 5 (3 ratings) Copy quoteShare 420 facebook status Cheesy love Clever facebook status Funny quotes Valentines day
Valentine's Day is coming! Dammit I forgot to find a boyfriend again!.. :P — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Oops! What day is today? Oh! It's Valentines Day! I Forgot..This Day isn't in my Calendar.. — Author Name Copy Share Image
The best thing about Valentine's Day is that if you don't have a lover, you badly remember to get one! — Mehmet Murat Ildan Copy Share Image
Happy Valentine's Day! And if this is news to you, my guess is you're probably alone. Valentine's Day is often times a, well, it's… — Jon Stewart Copy Share Image
If you don't have a valentine, hang out with your girlfriends, don't go looking for someone. When it's right, they'll come to you. — Carmen Electra Copy Share Image
I usually spend Valentines Day with my friends. But if I did have a girlfriend, I'd bring her flowers and candy. — Zac Efron Copy Share Image
And a tear rolled down her cheek, as she said goodbye; because she's walking away, and she's never looking back — Anonymous Copy Share Image
You'll seldom experience regret for anything that you've done. It is what you haven't done that will torment you. The message, therefore, is clear.… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Scrabble - The game is available in Braille. That’s a nice fact. This makes me feel better about humanity for some reason. I can’t… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“THIS tale of my sore-troubled life I write, To thank the God of nature, who conveyed My soul to me, and with such care… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Put on my J's and dance the whole night away Im naughty by nature like Im hip-hop hooray With my hands in the sky,… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Me.. I have been through a lot, but I still manage to have a smile on my face. Im not worried about the past… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
The only person I've ever purposely caused pain here is myself...By simply sharing, caring too much. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Penalties against possession of a drug should not be more damaging to an individual than the use of the drug itself, and where they… — Jimmy Carter Copy Share Image
We all have that one person we hate but constantly look at their facebook profile. — Punkinhead Abhishek Copy Share Image
Friends and lover are a blessing from almighty God and a faithful friend/lover is worth more than gold. What can be a better time… — Leodonessiony Copy Share Image
I was gonna make love to you, but then I got high. I was gonna eat yo pussy too, but then I got high.… — Afroman Copy Share Image
Marijuana saved my life. I have no doubts about it and you dont need to show me any data. — Greg Scott Copy Share Image
Weed is from the earth. God put this here for me and you. Take advantage man, take advantage. -Smokey — Friday Copy Share Image
Men are scared of a Good Woman, Because that means he has to come correct ..No half steppin. — Lisa's Voice Copy Share Image
Why do you still want to insinuate other people while you talk in front of the mirror? — Diana Yan Manan Copy Share Image