Clever facebook status Quote by Anonymous

In my house there's this light switch that doesn't do anything. Every so often, I would flick it on and off just to check.…

— Steven Wright

“In my house there's this light switch that doesn't do anything. Every so often I would flick it on and off just to check.…

— Steven Wright

Like electricity, the Light is everywhere, but one must know how to activate it. I have come for that.

— Mother Meera

I'm the only one who knows The secret places that the light don't show. (The light don't show) You know.

— Anonymous

My grandmother lived the latter years of her life in the horrible suspicion that electricity was dripping invisibly all over the house. It leaked,…

— James Thurber

I hate it when someone turns on the light while I'm sleeping!

— Anonymous

I have a secret light dat I alone knows how to operate and make it shine.

— Justice Ogali

Why are people telling me to find the light when there isn't one?

— Me

Those who have a tolerable knowledge of human nature will not stand in need of such lights.

— Alexander Hamilton

Everyone is slowly catching on to this one - and I know everyone says this - but we need to make a little more…

— Jamie Bell

It's a bit like walking down a long, dark corridor never knowing when the light will go on.

— Neil Lennon

once in awhile you get shown the light, in the strangest of places if you look it right

— Jerry Garcia