Absurd Quote by Steven Wright

In my house there's this light switch that doesn't do anything. Every so often, I would flick it on and off just to check.…

— Steven Wright

Does anyone have that light switch in their house that they really don't know what it goes to...

— Anonymous

“He was a fixture of the New Paltz community, an inexplicable light switch in the new apartment that definitely turns something on but you…

— Thomm Quackenbush

“We All Have Light In our Lives, You Just Need To Find The Switch.”

— Official Barbie Michelle

“What if I'm in charge of my own damn light switch?”

— Jandy Nelson

“Sometimes to find the light switch you need to wander in the dark.”

— Aleksandar Marinkov

My grandmother lived the latter years of her life in the horrible suspicion that electricity was dripping invisibly all over the house. It leaked,…

— James Thurber

“Try to leave a light on when I'm gone. Somethin' to rely on to get home.”

— David Cook-Martin

I had my electricity turned off three times because I never had time to pay my bills. It was a joke. I'm making a…

— Sherry Stringfield

“Shut off the door and don't let the light hit you in the ass on your way out.”

— Ethan Day

“Never let your light go out.”

— Jason Ellis

“Thanks for turning off the lights... and so far... it's your problem, you are getting in trouble... it's not me... so far you can…

— Deyth Banger