And off Quote by Steven Wright

“In my house there's this light switch that doesn't do anything. Every so often I would flick it on and off just to check.…

— Steven Wright

Does anyone have that light switch in their house that they really don't know what it goes to...

— Anonymous

Sexually rubbing the wall until you find the light switch.

— Anonymous

My grandmother lived the latter years of her life in the horrible suspicion that electricity was dripping invisibly all over the house. It leaked,…

— James Thurber

They don't call me 'Lights Out' for nothing.

— James Toney

I had my electricity turned off three times because I never had time to pay my bills. It was a joke. I'm making a…

— Sherry Stringfield

I'm really good at turning off lights, it's a working-class thing.

— Sara Cox

If you don't know a light bulb is a three-way light bulb, it messes with your head. You reach to turn it off, and…

— Mitch Hedberg

It hurts to leave a light on for nobody.

— Graham Foust

We all live in a house of fire, with no fire department to call. No way out. Just the upstairs window to look out…

— Tennessee Williams

I know of over 3,000 ways [that] a light bulb does not work.

— Thomas A. Edison

Just when you think you can't go on, somewhere a little light comes on.

— Sophie Flack