Clever facebook status Quote by Dylan Nace Download Open image “Boy: Why can't tampons talk? Girl: Because they're stuck up bitches.” — Dylan Nace ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 3.6 out of 5 (7 ratings) Copy quoteShare Clever facebook status Funny Jokes Short
“Ouch," he said. "Move your foot." "No." "Go away." "Glad to see you, too." "What are you doing here?" I asked. "You missed the bus," he said. "I'm sick." "Need chicken soup?" "Actually, it's my period," I lied. "Killer cramps." "Chocolate and a heating pad?" "How do you know that?" "I have an older sister and my mom is a… — Laurie Halse Anderson Copy Share
HA It's funny how some girls say they're bitches naturally, but when they need someone to talk to it's a different story. — Justin Lee Riner Copy Share Image
“I squirmed uncomfortable at the thought of the spokes-girl for Time of Your Life teen tampons suggesting more blood in advertising.” — Rae Mariz Copy Share Image
Boy: Bitch! girl: Ha. I've been called worse. boy: Like what? girl: Your girlfriend — Tadoe Copy Share Image
Why is it that in girl tampons commercials they're always laughing and dancing? Shouldn't they be reving chainsaws & burning shit down? — Anonymous Copy Share Image
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I'm not saying I am Batman, I am just saying that no one has ever seen me and Batman in the same room... — Anonymous Copy Share Image
People might say your not normal but if you ask me normal isnt that much fun. being yourself and being abnormal is Awesome, dont… — Hussein Nishah Copy Share Image
That moment when you realized that your enemies are longer sticking around you than your friends. — OhItsVynn Copy Share Image
Welcome to facebook: Where it is so easy to become a Facebook outlaw just throw a pic up with some gangsta signs, with a… — Kevin McCarty Copy Share Image
Girl Logic: Maybe if I wear this shirt that shows my boobs I'll meet a nice guy who wants me for my personality. — Seth Rogan Copy Share Image
