To men, women are just city buses, there's another one every five minutes. — Payton Smith Copy Share Image
Shake my hand respect, Shake a girl get loose respect, Shake a baby fuck respect, get your ass fucked up !!! — Kevin Mccarty Copy Share Image
I can't predict the future, I can't change the past... All I can do is live my life today, and hope to… — Dye Copy Share Image
Ive noticed you noticing me and Im just giving you notice that Ive noticed you — Hussein Nishah Copy Share Image
Many people are alive only because its illegal to shoot them…Sometimes there is some SENSE in NONSENSE. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Valentine's day is coming up? Dammmmmmmmmmnit, I forgot to get a girlfriend again!! — Anonymous Copy Share Image
They say that good boys are found in the corners of the earth. UNFORTUNATELY, the earth is round. — Punkinhead Abhishek Copy Share Image
Hey I just f%cked you, and this is crazy. The condom broke, so here's your baby. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Facebook is getting more and more funny.., it asks you What's Happening and in your friends wall it comes up when they… — Essekia Paul Copy Share Image
'Are you as bored as I am?' Makes sense even when you read it backwards... — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Anyone who refuses the love of a child deserves nothing but evil as terrible as the heart you have blackened. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
If steroids are illegal for athletes, shouldn't auto-tune be illegal for musicians and singers? — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Dear Tequila, you were supposed to make me funnier, more self confident, and a better dancer. I saw the video from last… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
