Myspace is my ex husband, Facebook is my baby daddy, Twitter is my ho and I'm in a serious relationship with Instagram. — Ambri Bright Copy Share Image
Being loyal and real isn't easy. Why do you think the majority of people are fake? Most are terrified of confrontation which… — Brian Zilinek Copy Share Image
Fighting on internet is like competing in the Special Olympics...Even if you win, you are still a Retard — Chris Sullivan Copy Share Image
I think too outside the box to be cornered , too Real to be Fickle¦Grounded but too Fly to meet any motherfucker… — Syoung Copy Share Image
To men, women are just city buses, there's another one every five minutes. — Payton Smith Copy Share Image
Relationships are a lot like yard sales, they look really fun from a couple hundred feet away, but then you realize its… — Hussein Nishah Copy Share Image
People don't want to hear the news anymore; they more worry about celebrity scandal, gossip. The news doesn't have to be truthful… — Emanuel Sebastiao Copy Share Image
Going to McDonald's for a salad is like going to a prostitute for a hug. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
The only person who tells you the True in front of your eyes is the Mirror — Day Lopez Copy Share Image
Things in my life that are priceless are my best friends for life! They're priceless, no one allowed buy them from me. — OhItsVynn Copy Share Image
I like to put things back where I got them from when I am done using them...so I dropped your mom off… — Carlin Whisler Copy Share Image
Makes me laugh how every rapper goes around sayin things like, I fucked yo bitch....umm since when was getting sloppy seconds a… — Brian Zilinek Copy Share Image
Stop Wasting Time On People Who Don't Deserve Your Attention. TRUST Me,,, Time Spent With People Who Care About You Is Priceless.... — Anonymous Copy Share Image
That awkward moment When you're having a conversation telling a really awesome story and then u realize no one's listening to u… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
It's okay if you insult me, I can handle it. But if you insult my friend, I'm gonna punch you in face… — OhItsVynn Copy Share Image
I love how, in scary movies, the person yells out, Hello? As if the bad guy is gonna be like, Yeah, I'm… — Ryah Copy Share Image
I love pandas, they're so chill. They are all like 'Dude, racism is stupid. I'm White, Black, and Asian...' — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Love & life isn't what its suppose to be & thats because Eve ate the fruit from the tree, now Love is… — Lorenzo Hart Copy Share Image
