Clever facebook status Quote by Anonymous Download Open image “I really hope that Jessica Biel names her first child 'Batmo.'” — Anonymous ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 5.0 out of 5 (6 ratings) Copy quoteShare Clever facebook status Facebook status First child
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Lucky Justin Timberlake has Jessica Biel. I think she would just be the coolest girl to hang out with. — Kellan Lutz Copy Share Image
I had always wanted to name a daughter Hailey, after Halley's comet from Once in a Lifetime. — Nancy Grace Copy Share Image
People used to call her Debbie Reynolds' daughter. Now they call me Princess Leia's mother! — Debbie Reynolds Copy Share Image
If I got a dollar every time someone told me to name my future kid 'Batmo' I'd almost have enough to pay for therapy… — Jessica Biel Copy Share Image
Every dude in here has had a fantasy about Jessica Simpson. Here's mine: Jessica, hold your sister Ashlee so I can kick her in… — Dave Attell Copy Share Image
Jessica Lange is a sweetheart, the nicest lady in the world. She has a Poodle named Jack. — Evan Peters Copy Share Image
I am a huge fan of Reese Witherspoon, and I always get told that I look like her little sister. So I would love… — Brittany Snow Copy Share Image
And a tear rolled down her cheek, as she said goodbye; because she's walking away, and she's never looking back — Anonymous Copy Share Image
You'll seldom experience regret for anything that you've done. It is what you haven't done that will torment you. The message, therefore, is clear.… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Scrabble - The game is available in Braille. That’s a nice fact. This makes me feel better about humanity for some reason. I can’t… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“THIS tale of my sore-troubled life I write, To thank the God of nature, who conveyed My soul to me, and with such care… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Put on my J's and dance the whole night away Im naughty by nature like Im hip-hop hooray With my hands in the sky,… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Me.. I have been through a lot, but I still manage to have a smile on my face. Im not worried about the past… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
The only person I've ever purposely caused pain here is myself...By simply sharing, caring too much. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
When life gives you lemons, make orange juice and leave people wondering how you did it... — Jade Williams Copy Share Image
I'm not saying I am Batman, I am just saying that no one has ever seen me and Batman in the same room... — Anonymous Copy Share Image
People might say your not normal but if you ask me normal isnt that much fun. being yourself and being abnormal is Awesome, dont… — Hussein Nishah Copy Share Image
That moment when you realized that your enemies are longer sticking around you than your friends. — OhItsVynn Copy Share Image
Welcome to facebook: Where it is so easy to become a Facebook outlaw just throw a pic up with some gangsta signs, with a… — Kevin McCarty Copy Share Image
Girl Logic: Maybe if I wear this shirt that shows my boobs I'll meet a nice guy who wants me for my personality. — Seth Rogan Copy Share Image
