Clever facebook status Quote by Brian Zilinek Download Open image “You're so full of shit Porta Potties get jealous!” — Brian Zilinek ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 2.7 out of 5 (6 ratings) Copy quoteShare Clever facebook status Fake friends Funny Funny facebook status Jealous Keeping it real Porta Potties Potties Potties Jealous Shit Porta
I don't know why I get so Jealous over you , When your not even mine . . — Nicolas Delacruz Copy Share Image
It annoys me when people act like you're worthless if you're not a college graduate. The reality is the most successful people in the… — Brian Zilinek Copy Share Image
I always find it ironic that dramatic people's conversations revolve around how dramatic someone is..run in circles much? — Brian Zilinek Copy Share Image
Dear Facebook mobile, Please update your app and fix all the glitches. Your app has more issues than my last relationship. Sincerely, Me and… — Brian Zilinek Copy Share Image
Being loyal and real isn't easy. Why do you think the majority of people are fake? Most are terrified of confrontation which is why… — Brian Zilinek Copy Share Image
No judgment can hurt you when you realize someone is judgmental because it's a reflection of their own insecurities. — Brian Zilinek Copy Share Image
That awkward moment when you walk into a public restroom and the guy at the urinal has his shorts to his ankles and his… — Brian Zilinek Copy Share Image
If you rock Gucci and get welfare checks you need to get your priorities straight. — Brian Zilinek Copy Share Image
Makes me laugh how every rapper goes around sayin things like, I fucked yo bitch…umm since when was getting sloppy seconds a cool thing? — Brian Zilinek Copy Share Image
I wonder what the job titles are at Trojan Condoms? Gap Analyst? Lubrication Assistant? Package Consultant? Lol any ideas? — Brian Zilinek Copy Share Image
If you make a fake profile posing as a girl and add people to spy on them you should maybe invest in a social… — Brian Zilinek Copy Share Image
When life gives you lemons, make orange juice and leave people wondering how you did it... — Jade Williams Copy Share Image
I'm not saying I am Batman, I am just saying that no one has ever seen me and Batman in the same room... — Anonymous Copy Share Image
People might say your not normal but if you ask me normal isnt that much fun. being yourself and being abnormal is Awesome, dont… — Hussein Nishah Copy Share Image
That moment when you realized that your enemies are longer sticking around you than your friends. — OhItsVynn Copy Share Image
Welcome to facebook: Where it is so easy to become a Facebook outlaw just throw a pic up with some gangsta signs, with a… — Kevin McCarty Copy Share Image
Girl Logic: Maybe if I wear this shirt that shows my boobs I'll meet a nice guy who wants me for my personality. — Seth Rogan Copy Share Image
