I only like my drama in TV and movies, so if you're bringing it to my real life don't be mad when I change the channel — Brian Zilinek Copy Share Image
How to be a rapper in 2012: Wear skinny jeans, rap about how high drunk you get, pretend you can afford designer clothes, pretend like you drive fancy cars when in reality you probably don't have your license and make… — Brian Zilinek Copy Share Image
It annoys me when people act like you're worthless if you're not a college graduate. The reality is the most successful people in the… — Brian Zilinek Copy Share Image
I always find it ironic that dramatic people's conversations revolve around how dramatic someone is..run in circles much? — Brian Zilinek Copy Share Image
Dear Facebook mobile, Please update your app and fix all the glitches. Your app has more issues than my last relationship. Sincerely, Me and… — Brian Zilinek Copy Share Image
Being loyal and real isn't easy. Why do you think the majority of people are fake? Most are terrified of confrontation which is why… — Brian Zilinek Copy Share Image
No judgment can hurt you when you realize someone is judgmental because it's a reflection of their own insecurities. — Brian Zilinek Copy Share Image
That awkward moment when you walk into a public restroom and the guy at the urinal has his shorts to his ankles and his… — Brian Zilinek Copy Share Image
If you rock Gucci and get welfare checks you need to get your priorities straight. — Brian Zilinek Copy Share Image
Makes me laugh how every rapper goes around sayin things like, I fucked yo bitch…umm since when was getting sloppy seconds a cool thing? — Brian Zilinek Copy Share Image
I wonder what the job titles are at Trojan Condoms? Gap Analyst? Lubrication Assistant? Package Consultant? Lol any ideas? — Brian Zilinek Copy Share Image
If you make a fake profile posing as a girl and add people to spy on them you should maybe invest in a social… — Brian Zilinek Copy Share Image
