I wish my real life friends were more like my followers. Especially the part where they mention me and I ignore them. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
A girl calling another girl a slut is like a retweet but in real life, because you just gave her a shitload… — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
You're not in a real relationship until your girl gets mad at you in real life for something you did in her… — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Sometimes I look at my awesome twitter followers & think to myself, What the hell would I do without them :) — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
I won't be tweeting this sunday. I have better things to do like bashing myself by following girls on streets. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Men and women shop differently. Men know what they want before they see it. Women don't know what they want until they see it. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
I used to receive virtual smiles, sweet morning and night greetings. Now all I have is silence, and a blistered heart. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
