Being fat Quote by Nikhil Saluja Download Open image “My girlfriend hates when I make jokes about her weight. She needs to lighten up.” — Nikhil Saluja ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 3.5 out of 5 (3 ratings) Copy quoteShare Being fat Clever facebook status Fat jokes
How do you know when your girlfriend is putting on too much weight? She starts fitting into your wife's clothes. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
If you're a fat person - and especially if you're a woman - at all stages of your life you'll get abuse for it,… — Jo Brand Copy Share Image
Early on when I started talking about my weight, it was self-deprecating; everything was a joke. — Gabriel Iglesias Copy Share Image
I don't really care for, like, fat jokes about women, specifically. — Sarah Silverman Copy Share Image
To her friends said the Bright one in chatter, "I have learned something new about matter: My speed was so great, Much increased was… — Arthur Henry Reginald Buller Copy Share Image
When I am ever in any situation that's getting too heavy, I lighten it up with humor. — Kelly Carlin-McCall Copy Share Image
If your girlfriend is saying, 'Ugh, look at my stretch marks, look at my rolls,' don't say, 'Yeah, I hate my thighs, too.' Say,… — Iskra Lawrence Copy Share Image
I hate when an obese girl asks who I looks like. Her weight was 120 Kg, she looks like an elephant. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Sometimes I look at my awesome twitter followers & think to myself, What the hell would I do without them :) — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
I won't be tweeting this sunday. I have better things to do like bashing myself by following girls on streets. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
I don't wanna discuss about it - People who want to discuss about it. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Men and women shop differently. Men know what they want before they see it. Women don't know what they want until they see it. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
I used to receive virtual smiles, sweet morning and night greetings. Now all I have is silence, and a blistered heart. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
I been listening to Rick Ross and all the guy raps about is cars he can't even fit in.. WTF — Kevin McCarty Copy Share Image
If your so upset with being fat. Then why are you still stuffing your face? — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Can somebody please tell these super thick girls they one starburst away from being Fat! — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Dear Brain, Please start being able to tell the difference between hungry and bored. Sincerely, I am getting fat. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Ultimately, of course, there is no excuse for being fat in this culture. It's the one last prejudice we allow ourselves, the final frontier… — Joni Rodgers Copy Share Image
When your skinny friend says she's fat and you're just standing there...all fat as a motherfucker. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I swear, I don't mind being fat...Until we reach a mall. Then I wish I was skinny! — Anonymous Copy Share Image
