Clever facebook status Quote by Anonymous

“A cop is a human creature born stupid and raised in stupidity.”

— Norman Mailer

I'm not going to fight a cop, I'm not stupid.

— Dillon Danis

The awkward moment when you sneak your seat belt on slowly when you see a cop!..

— Anonymous

That awkward moment when a cop stops while speeding and you can't find your license.

— Anonymous

Saying 'Wow, You're cool.' when you see someone doing something stupid.

— Anonymous

“My main problem with cops is that they do what they're told. They say 'Sorry mate, I'm just doing my job' all the fucking…

— Banksy

“I'm not really like a cop at all. I haven't got any actual authority. If someone does show up to do anything bad, I…

— Joey Comeau

Sneaking your seatbelt on slowly when you see a cop.

— Anonymous

If I see a cop, it's not like, 'Oh, there's a cop who's gonna keep me safe.' It's more, 'There's a cop who might…

— Flying Lotus

“Do you like being a cop?" "I love it, when it doesn't suck, sir.”

— Edward Conlon

“You become a cop and they teach you about protecting people and keeping them safe. But they don’t tell you how it rips your…

— Tere Michaels

“But every longtime cop will tell you that the criminals who scared him most were the ones who looked and talked like the rest…

— James Lee Burke