Clever facebook status Quote by Anonymous

If you listen closely you can hear the gas pump tell your kid's college fund to go fuck itself.

— Anonymous

To pay the bills, I've liquidated my children's college fund.

— Michael Caputo

I think the best way it happens is if parents say, this is important for educating my child.

— Elizabeth Warren

I tell people all the time: All I need is gas money.

— Darryl Glenn

“The function of this school is custodial. It’s here to keep these kids off the streets until the girls are big enough to get…

— William Gaddis

“The college diploma has no more power to hold the knowledge you have gained in college than a piece of tissue paper over a…

— Orison Swett Marden

You know for years, I've heard financial experts stress the importance of teaching your kids about money, but it wasn't until I saw my…

— LZ Granderson

Children listen best with their eyes. What you do is what they hear.

— Richard Carlson

It's powerfully important that our kids get an education in personal finance.

— Elizabeth Warren

LOOK OUT!: What it's too late for your child to do by the time you scream it.

— Nikhil Saluja

Kids will not listen to that. They're going to experiment no matter what, so you have to be honest.

— Jenny McCarthy

The problem with college kids is that they're ignorant to the browbeaten realities of living life in a cubicle and they have nothing but…

— Sean Evans