Clever facebook status Quote by Anonymous Download Open image “My excuse for being lazy: I'm not the real slim shady, so why would I stand up?” — Anonymous ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 4.8 out of 5 (7 ratings) Copy quoteShare Clever facebook status Facebook status Funny Funny facebook status Slim shady Witty facebook status
Three reasons you should stand up: to stretch, you need to go somewhere, or you are the real slim shady. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
If you dont stand up for yourself, how can you expect others to stand up for you? — Rashida Copy Share Image
What an insane night. If people try to use you please stand up for yourself. Never let cold hearted bitches bring you down. Rise… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Stand-up is a weird animal. There are people who really want to know what you think about things, your opinion on life. But then… — Jennifer Coolidge Copy Share Image
“How dare you call me lazy? I'd come up with a scathing retort but, meh, I'm just not motivated.” — Andy Weir Copy Share Image
The fun about being lazy is you don't give a damn even if someone's yelling at you to get up. — ShaisZ Copy Share Image
I get labelled lazy maybe because of my body language; I'm quite laid-back. — Jonjo Shelvey Copy Share Image
I never understood why you tried so hard to fit in, when you were obviously meant to stand out. — Tonya Hurley Copy Share Image
And a tear rolled down her cheek, as she said goodbye; because she's walking away, and she's never looking back — Anonymous Copy Share Image
You'll seldom experience regret for anything that you've done. It is what you haven't done that will torment you. The message, therefore, is clear.… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Scrabble - The game is available in Braille. That’s a nice fact. This makes me feel better about humanity for some reason. I can’t… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“THIS tale of my sore-troubled life I write, To thank the God of nature, who conveyed My soul to me, and with such care… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Put on my J's and dance the whole night away Im naughty by nature like Im hip-hop hooray With my hands in the sky,… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Me.. I have been through a lot, but I still manage to have a smile on my face. Im not worried about the past… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
The only person I've ever purposely caused pain here is myself...By simply sharing, caring too much. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
When life gives you lemons, make orange juice and leave people wondering how you did it... — Jade Williams Copy Share Image
I'm not saying I am Batman, I am just saying that no one has ever seen me and Batman in the same room... — Anonymous Copy Share Image
People might say your not normal but if you ask me normal isnt that much fun. being yourself and being abnormal is Awesome, dont… — Hussein Nishah Copy Share Image
That moment when you realized that your enemies are longer sticking around you than your friends. — OhItsVynn Copy Share Image
Welcome to facebook: Where it is so easy to become a Facebook outlaw just throw a pic up with some gangsta signs, with a… — Kevin McCarty Copy Share Image
Girl Logic: Maybe if I wear this shirt that shows my boobs I'll meet a nice guy who wants me for my personality. — Seth Rogan Copy Share Image
