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First day of school Quote by Anonymous

“If I were a teacher, I would ask on the first day of school 'now will the real slim shady please stand up?' after taking attendance.” quote by Anonymous — Download Open image

“If I were a teacher, I would ask on the first day of school 'now will the real slim shady please stand up?' after taking attendance.”

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