Clever facebook status Quote by Anonymous

I just got a car, and I gotta say, this car is very cryptic. The very first day I drove it, a light came…

— Arj Barker

What did the traffic light say to the car? Don't look, I'm changing!

— Tanya Bianco

Due to recent cutbacks and until further notice, the light at the end of the tunnel has been turned off.

— Anonymous

Either all lights are turned off or one inner light is missing.

— Dejan Stojanovic

The light is within. It is already there. Take your time to see it.

— Swami Satchidananda

There, gleaming in the glow, was that ten-horsepower rotary engine under a seat. A key glistening in the ignition. I imagine the top speed…

— George Jones

Is when I search for the light

— Faithless

“Well,” her mother said, looking at the engine, “at least that’s still there.” “Do you know anything about engines?” Stephanie asked. “That’s why I…

— Derek Landy

The fuel light's on, Frank! We're all going to die! Wait, wait... Oh, my mistake - that's the intercom light.

— Gary Larson

It wasn't a checkpoint but a patrol which immediately opened fire after they trained their light on us.

— Giuliana Sgrena

What little light was left inside me flickered out.

— Becca Fitzpatrick

“pulled my car out of the garage to double-check the oil.”

— Penelope Douglas