Clever facebook status Quote by Anonymous

His heart? I own that...His back? I got that...His weed? I roll that...My baby? He knows that...My hands? He holds that...His role? He plays…

— Jasie

I love my fed-ex guy cause he's a drug dealer and he don't even know it...and he's always on time.

— Mitch Hedberg

“Do we always fret about our partners’ exes? he wonders. And do we extend that to everyone they knew before they met us? Is…

— M.R. Carey

My ex's might not have my love but they do have my respect.

— Mario Tomasello

“How ex are we talking?" "The kind where you have to take everything that he ever gave you and bury it in the backyard…

— Amy A. Bartol

He calls, you answer. He buys you gifts, you accept. He hurts you again, you regret it. Now do you remember why he was…

— Enhance Dreams

LADiES, D0N'T MAKE HiM PAY FOR THE MiSTAKES YOUR EX* MADE

— Tynee Williams

Time goes by, but every waking day you still know, despite how much pain your EX caused, you'd take them back in a heartbeat.

— RoderickTheFirst

We used to be that couple now were those ex's...

— Samantha Nicole Haynes

WeeD ain't my escape and ain't my end but it's just a good break with a honest friend.

— Donatt

I hate it when one of your exes wants you back after they see you're happier without them.

— Jerett Parker

It has taken me a long time to work out the function of ex-boyfriends, at least for me: how they can help you work…

— Nicola Monaghan