Black hair Quote by Muniir Zero

An Irishman's wife gave birth to twins. Her husband wanted to know who the other man was.

— Frank Carson

Three things are men most likely to be cheated in, a horse, a wig, and a wife.

— Benjamin Franklin

A man marries one woman to escape from many others, and then chases many others to forget he's married to one.

— Helen Rowland

“If a four-letter man marries a five-letter woman, he was thinking, what number of letters would their children be?”

— Ernest Hemingway

Every man sees his second mother in his wife but every woman sees her first child in her husband.

— Ritu Ghatourey

Apparently every man was told to bring three women with them. Sounds like a ho-down.

— Eddie Murphy

Three blokes go into a pub. Something happens. The outcome was hilarious!!

— Bill Bailey

Five wives can't all be wrong.

— Anonymous

Men are illegitimate child live picture of betrayal and helplessness of a mother

— Mak_786

“Bailee had watched them come in and out of the sheriff’s office the week she’d been in jail. She, Sarah, and Lacy had sworn…

— Jodi Thomas

[On home births:] In a house where there had been three people, there were now four, although no one had come in the door.

— Joyce Maynard

“A man walks into a bar and says: Take my wife–please. So you do. You take her out into the rain and you fall…

— Richard Siken