Birth Quote by Frank Carson

“One was definitely Irish….The second man was unmistakably American. It wasn’t so much his tan or dark hair that gave him away as how…

— Rachael English

Two babies were born on the same day at the same hospital. They lay there and looked at each other. Their families came and…

— Steven Wright

“If there were only three Irishmen in the world you'd find two of them in a corner talking about the other.”

— Brandan Araoz Maria

“33 old people went into a nursing home, and only 34 people came out alive. One old woman died while giving birth to twins.”

— Jarod Kintz

“She would have four husbands and dozens of lovers and tell her best friends she spent her life “searching for a man to look…

— Cari Beauchamp

A threesome with a mother and her two twins.

— Jeremy Shockey

“Do you know that an Irishman always respond to a question with another?" And the Irish guy replies "Who told you that?”

— Cathy Kelly

“There are only three kinds of Irishmen who can't understand women. Young men, old men and men of middle age.”

— Elizabeth Berg

Beware an Irishman who loves his wife the most but his mother the longest.

— Anonymous

“by 1891, nearly two-fifths of all living people born in Ireland were living outside Ireland.”

— Thomas Sowell

“In the 48 hours following my discovery of her infidelity, I found out she’d been with three other guys—two of them being conjoined twins.…

— Jarod Kintz

Birth was something that came quite unexpectedly, and afterwards there was one child more in the house.

— Georg Brandes