An Irishman's wife gave birth to twins. Her husband wanted to know who the other man was. — Frank Carson Copy Share Image
Can it be possible that the painters make John the Baptist a Spaniard in Madrid and an Irishman in Dublin? — Mark Twain Copy Share Image
Mulligan: invented by an Irishman who wanted to hit one more twenty yard grounder. — Jim Bishop Copy Share Image
Have you heard about the Irishman who reversed into a car boot sale and sold the engine? — Frank Carson Copy Share Image
“We Irish are the only people in the world who are actually nostalgic about the future.” — Joe Biden Copy Share Image
Ideally, we'd want an Irishman coming in for the job, but, ideally it doesn't really matter. — Clinton Morrison Copy Share Image
“There are only three kinds of Irishmen who can't understand women. Young men, old men and men of middle age.” — Elizabeth Berg Copy Share Image
An Englishmen thinks seated; a Frenchmen standing; an American pacing, an Irishman, afterwards. — Austin O'Malley Copy Share Image
For Irishmen, there is no football game to match rugby and if all our young men played rugby not only would we… — Eamon de Valera Copy Share Image
“Do you know that an Irishman always respond to a question with another?" And the Irish guy replies "Who told you that?” — Cathy Kelly Copy Share Image
What captivity has been to the Jews, exile has been to the Irish. For us, the romance of our native land begins… — Peter Ackroyd Copy Share Image
“Killy arched an eyebrow in disbelief. "Don't be thinkin' you can deceive this old man. I've been makin' a fool of myself… — Pamela Clare Copy Share Image
As a consequence [of a closed economic circle], in 1912 there was not a single Irishman who sat on a single board… — Doris Kearns Goodwin Copy Share Image
Look at me, man, look at me and tell me I don't know what I'm about. I'm Conor Larkin. I'm an Irishman… — Leon Uris Copy Share Image
A transplanted Irishman, German, Englishman is an American in one generation. A transplanted African is not one in five! — Barbara Chase-Riboud Copy Share Image
It is a most disgraceful shame the way in which Irishmen are brought up. They are ashamed of their language, institutions, and… — Douglas Hyde Copy Share Image
An Englishman, Irishman and Scotsman were invited to a Christmas party. The Englishman brought a bag of tinsel, the Scotsman brought a… — Frank Carson Copy Share Image
I'll tell you what you can expect from an Irishman named Wellington whose father was a bookmaker. You can expect that anything… — Wellington Mara Copy Share Image
The doctors are all agreed that I am suffering for want of society. Was never a case like it. First, I did… — Henry David Thoreau Copy Share Image
It is rare that we use our thinking faculty as resolutely as an irishman his spade. To please our friends and relatives… — Henry David Thoreau Copy Share Image
“A driver had been sent to meet us. He was gray-haired, short, and nimble and introduced himself. "I am Patrick and so… — Sharon Creech Copy Share Image
When the Irishman is found outside of Ireland in another environment, he very often becomes a respected man. The economic and intellectual… — James Joyce Copy Share Image
“His instructions for the flight had been unequivocal. He was to remain quiet and anonymous, avoiding unnecessary conversation and making every effort… — Kathryn Guare Copy Share Image
It used to be the case that for an Irishman to come to the U.S. involved a perilous journey on a ship.… — Joseph O'Neill Copy Share Image
Now let's take up the minorities in our civilisation, shall we? Bigger the population, the more minorities. Don't step on the toes… — Ray Bradbury Copy Share Image
The Irishman frees himself from slavery when he realizes the truth that the capitalist system is the most foreign thing in Ireland.… — James Connolly Copy Share Image
The woodchopper reads the wisdom of the ages recorded on the paper that holds his dinner, then lights his pipe with it.… — Henry David Thoreau Copy Share Image
In other words, the problem of empire-building is essentially mystical. It must somehow foster the impression that a man is great in… — Felix Morley Copy Share Image
You ran away from an adorable Irishman who wanted to se you naked? — Christine Warren Copy Share Image
The Irishman in English literature may be said to have been born with an apology in his mouth. — James Connolly Copy Share Image
I agree with the realistic Irishman who said he preferred to prophesy after the event. — Gilbert K. Chesterton Copy Share Image
The Irishman sustains himself during brief periods of joy by the knowledge that tragedy is just around the corner. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
More Irishmen died fighting for Britain in World War I than died fighting against her in all of Ireland's bids for independence… — David Frum Copy Share Image
He knew the world and its absurdities as only an intelligent Irishman can; which is to say that where his knowledge or… — John Fowles Copy Share Image
An Irishman I am, begora! With a heart and a spirit on me not crushed be a hundred years of oppression. I'll… — Martin McDonagh Copy Share Image
Give an Irishman lager for a month and he's a dead man. An Irishman's stomach is lined with copper, and the beer… — Mark Twain Copy Share Image
I was walking across King's Cross station when a drunken Irishman came stumbling up and flung his arms around me. He wanted… — Ann Widdecombe Copy Share Image
“A real Irishman will give everything of himself--except that kernel of his soul which makes him a mystery to other peoples.” — Jim Tully Beggars Abroad Copy Share Image
An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar. The barman looks at them and says: "Is this some kind… — Frank Carson Copy Share Image
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