Humor Quote by Sharon Creech

“Do you know that an Irishman always respond to a question with another?" And the Irish guy replies "Who told you that?”

— Cathy Kelly

“I am an Irishman, sir." "Irish Irish?" "Yes, sir.”

— Arthur Conan Doyle

“If there were only three Irishmen in the world you'd find two of them in a corner talking about the other.”

— Brandan Araoz Maria

“If you ask an Irishman for directions, he might be quick to answer, Well if I were going there, I would not start here.”

— Steve Stockman

“A man with an Irish accent could sound wise and poetic and interesting even when he wasn’t.”

— Kate Atkinson

“I'm proud to be a Mick, even though I'm not Irish
 My middle name is Mickey, though. Actually, I’m lying.”

— Jarod Kintz

“I asked her if Patrick of the sweet grey eyes was at home—and she went crimson.’ Paddy’s lost for words. If he’s not careful…

— Peter Volkofsky

“One was definitely Irish….The second man was unmistakably American. It wasn’t so much his tan or dark hair that gave him away as how…

— Rachael English

“In becoming an Irishman, Patrick wedded his world to theirs, his faith to their life…Patrick found a way of swimming down to the depths…

— Thomas Cahill

You're a good Irishman, right?" When Butch nodded, V said, "Irish, Irish… let me think. Yeah…" Vishous's eyes sobered, and in a voice that…

— J.R. Ward

Every St. Patrick's Day every Irishman goes out to find another Irishman to make a speech to.

— Shane Leslie

“Patrick's entire front torso was covered with gruesome stab wounds. Like he'd been run through again and again with a sharp knife - and…

— Jess Rothenberg