Clever facebook status Quote by Anonymous Download Open image “I would say a crippled joke but I cant stand them.” — Anonymous ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 3.3 out of 5 (3 ratings) Copy quoteShare Clever facebook status Funny Jokes
I don't like people doing jokes about disabled people for no good reason, but I can still understand why they do them. — Richard Herring Copy Share Image
I love it now that a large minority of people who are handicapped prefer to call themselves crippled. This is all part of the… — Leslie Fiedler Copy Share Image
My best friend is disabled. There's nothing he hates more than being left out of the jokes, to be treated with kid gloves. That's… — Jeff Ross Copy Share Image
Joke number 1, I have a bit of a problem with jokes, bit of a handicap for a comedian obviously, um, I tend to… — Bill Bailey Copy Share Image
It's okay for me to make jokes about disabled people and people with horrible diseases because they make me uncomfortable, and I don't want… — Tom Segura Copy Share Image
The most welcome joke to me is the one that takes the place of a heavy, not altogether innocuous thought, at once a cautionary… — Friedrich Nietzsche Copy Share Image
There is nothing to be said for being crippled. You don't see the world better or clearer, nor do you develop some special set… — Tony Judt Copy Share Image
I'm not a racist or misogynist person, but I find these jokes funny, so I say them. — Daniel Tosh Copy Share Image
There's a joke that I do where I make fun of myself for being bow-legged, and I compare myself to a camel and how… — Anjelah Johnson Copy Share Image
And a tear rolled down her cheek, as she said goodbye; because she's walking away, and she's never looking back — Anonymous Copy Share Image
You'll seldom experience regret for anything that you've done. It is what you haven't done that will torment you. The message, therefore, is clear.… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Scrabble - The game is available in Braille. That’s a nice fact. This makes me feel better about humanity for some reason. I can’t… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“THIS tale of my sore-troubled life I write, To thank the God of nature, who conveyed My soul to me, and with such care… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Put on my J's and dance the whole night away Im naughty by nature like Im hip-hop hooray With my hands in the sky,… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Me.. I have been through a lot, but I still manage to have a smile on my face. Im not worried about the past… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
The only person I've ever purposely caused pain here is myself...By simply sharing, caring too much. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
When life gives you lemons, make orange juice and leave people wondering how you did it... — Jade Williams Copy Share Image
I'm not saying I am Batman, I am just saying that no one has ever seen me and Batman in the same room... — Anonymous Copy Share Image
People might say your not normal but if you ask me normal isnt that much fun. being yourself and being abnormal is Awesome, dont… — Hussein Nishah Copy Share Image
That moment when you realized that your enemies are longer sticking around you than your friends. — OhItsVynn Copy Share Image
Welcome to facebook: Where it is so easy to become a Facebook outlaw just throw a pic up with some gangsta signs, with a… — Kevin McCarty Copy Share Image
Girl Logic: Maybe if I wear this shirt that shows my boobs I'll meet a nice guy who wants me for my personality. — Seth Rogan Copy Share Image
