Funny Quote by Lisette Alfaro

When I kill a bug in my house, I leave the dead body around for a bit to warn the others.!!!

— Tufail Mehraj

I continue to handpick the beetles, mosquitoes feast on me, birds eat the mosquitoes, something else eats the birds, and so on up and…

— William F. Longgood

This is all you have. This is not a dry run. This is your life. If you want to fritter it away with your…

— Laura Schlessinger

Poor worms, they hiss at me, whilst I at home Can be contented to applaud myself, . . . with joy To see how…

— Ben Jonson

Anytime a bird takes a crap on my car, I eat an entire plate of scrambled eggs on my porch. Just to show the…

— Anonymous

Bugs have always loved me.

— Jon Bernthal

I see myself as a roving mosquito, choosing it's target.

— Kenneth Williams

When did the business community in America become so sensitive? ... that we have to treat like some type of rare exotic animal -…

— Bill Maher

I don't like small birds. They hop around so merrily outside my window, looking so innocent. but I know that secretly, they're watching my…

— Anonymous

“The things we do to eat! Running from scorpions the size of small dogs, dodging 10 foot long rattlesnakes and squashing monster spiders -…

— Gail

I try to catch flies in cups and put them outside. After I wrote 'The Underland Chronicles'... well, once you start naming cockroaches, you…

— Suzanne Collins

Richard doesn't really like me to kill bugs, but sometimes I can't help it.

— Cindy Crawford