Able Quote by Patton Oswalt

I haven't sworn off Facebook. I'm on Facebook. There's a fan page on Facebook that I will update, but I'm on there myself under…

— Patton Oswalt

I'm not on Facebook. I have a sort of anonymous account that I check, like, once every six months every time Facebook rolls out…

— Evgeny Morozov

Facebook has a rule that you're not supposed to be anonymous.

— Rebecca MacKinnon

I've got a Facebook page, but I've never put anything on it. I've got a presence on all the social networks, in fact, but…

— Robert Smith

Facebook I would've liked, but I made a huge mistake, and I made it a public page, and it didn't work out for me.…

— John Leguizamo

I grew up on Facebook; it's a different realm I live in. For some people, this is inauthentic, but for me, it's all I…

— Petra Collins

I'm active on Facebook and Twitter professionally, then personally I have my own Facebook account, but nobody knows my name or anything. I don't…

— Glenda Bailey

I am actually on Facebook, but I only have one friend. It's a private account, and I have one friend. Mark Zuckerberg.

— Andy Samberg

Today Facebook went public, just as Myspace's last user went private.

— Conan O'Brien

Congratulations to Facebook on going public with all my private information...

— Anonymous

When I first went on [Facebook], I found there were five or six Creed Bratton sites. It was all over the place. I had…

— Creed Bratton

I'm on the Facebook board now. Little did they know that I thought Facebook was really stupid when I first heard about it back…

— Reed Hastings